Ironic

They should really do something about all those lazy people out there.

If Doom is a Success....

Doom, the noninteractive movie, modeled after the interactive and once highly popular video game of the same name is coming out tomorrow. I wonder if it is going to be a success. If so, then I am sure that the very next movie that we'll see is Katamari, the movie, "THE ROLLING, STICKING, NEVER-STOPPING, EVER-SWELLING CLUMP OF STUFF THAT MAKES A STAR OUT OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!"It could be an action flick about the katamari's journey through a trash dump, or the hardship that the katamari faces in Antartica, in which there is nothing to use for growth.

All in the Name of Art

Once,

we got into Friend S's car. Friend B says, "Why don't your get your frickin' window cleaned?"





Friend S responds, "But these bugs gave their lives for the beautiful mosaic you see in front of you."

When Embarrassment Strikes

This happened to someone I know. As she explains it,

Earlier today my phone rang, turns out it was my boyfriend's pants calling. While I was on the line with his pants I heard a sound of liquid falling and splashing. It was the unmistakable sound of urination. I hung up immediately; I am not supposed to hear that. But, I felt obligated to make my boyfriend aware of what I witnessed (do you witness something you hear?). So, I called him up and when he answered I asked, "Did you have a nice pee?" To which he responded "How did you know?" Then I explained what had happened.

GMAT Studying

I think that I am getting saturated with this GMAT studying business. I know that I should be going over a thousand more questions, but I am getting tired of it. So, the test is next week and then it will be onto the next task of actually writing my essays. Yay!

A Case of the Mondays

So, as I was watching Office Space this weekend, I was realizing how many references in everyday conversation actually come from this movie.

1. Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?
2. Not enough flare.
3. Your O face.
4. That'd be greeeeaaaat.
5. The Bobs
6. I want my stapler back. Burn this place down.

Finally entered the realm of mp3 players

Yeah... I did. And I didn't get the new Ipod or a Nano or anything cool like that. I got the Rio Carbon, so hopefully that works out for me.

Audience Confirmed

I just received confirmation that I have a reader of my blog that isn't someone I am forcing to read it or my girlfriend, who might read it occasionally just to stay up to date, or just might be pitying me for having an unknown blog. Who is this reader, dare you ask. It is my friend / home boy Shane. I am so excited about my audience that I now will dedicate more and more time to keeping this thing updated.

MC Hammer Came to Google

Yeah, he was just hanging out apparently.

Chinese Soldiers Flying Through Bamboo

What is it with these Chinese matrix-esce movies have people flying
through the tops of the bamboo shoots. How is that a natural
progression from the supernatural martial artist. I just don't get
it.

The H5

I have a prediction to make. One day, the wildly popular, robust, and manly H5 will be released to the public, and it will look like this.


My girlfriend says that she will be the first in line to buy one.

Flight to Byron

Ah, the wonders of flying. Is it the freedom of being in the air, the fact that they can't take the sky from me, or just the challenge of trying to learn a new skill. Anyway, it's a lot of fun.

During my flight lesson this week, I went to Byron airport just northeast of Livermore, which is an uncontrolled airport and surprisingly not too crowded. I got the chance to practice my left traffic pattern and my touch and go's, which really need some work. I think that I improved them a little bit.