The Headset Accessory

When you get up in the morning and jump into your pants and pull on your shirt, don't forget to put your bluetooth headset over your ear. You can wear it all day long without ever taking it off. It seems to be the fashionable thing to do these days, however I have to see it in US weekly before I start wearing my glued together beat up chipped bluetooth ear piece. Maybe I'll invest in a nice red one, which could match the color of my side burns. That would be nice. Perhaps I could even sleep with it so that I don't have to put it on early next morning like I have to do with my contact lenses. Hell I might even get one permanently installed on my ear.