A funny reaction

So, as I finished eating dinner and as I carried my tray of dirty plates and a half drunk glass of milk to the tray conveyor belt, I almost ran into this small kid no taller than 30 inches... or should I say that this kid almost ran into me. I continued on my way thinking to myself what might have occured if he had made me spill my tray on him.

I thought at first what my reaction would be about spilling the tray on a full fledged adult. I would probably apologize profusely and hope that I didn't stain his best shirt or her best blouse. Then, I began to think about that little kid, who could have made me drench him with my half full glass of milk. What would my reaction be then? I think that in this situation, my reaction would be drastically different. I might just bust out laughing. It wouldn't excuse my clumsiness, but it would be kind of funny to see a little kid, all drenched in milk, and not knowing what just happened to him. Kids are resilient anyway, right?

Gosh, that baby cry's all the time

It's always upset... It's crying, whining, always wants something.

Well, how would you feel if the only word you could say is WHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ironic

They should really do something about all those lazy people out there.

If Doom is a Success....

Doom, the noninteractive movie, modeled after the interactive and once highly popular video game of the same name is coming out tomorrow. I wonder if it is going to be a success. If so, then I am sure that the very next movie that we'll see is Katamari, the movie, "THE ROLLING, STICKING, NEVER-STOPPING, EVER-SWELLING CLUMP OF STUFF THAT MAKES A STAR OUT OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!"It could be an action flick about the katamari's journey through a trash dump, or the hardship that the katamari faces in Antartica, in which there is nothing to use for growth.

All in the Name of Art

Once,

we got into Friend S's car. Friend B says, "Why don't your get your frickin' window cleaned?"





Friend S responds, "But these bugs gave their lives for the beautiful mosaic you see in front of you."

When Embarrassment Strikes

This happened to someone I know. As she explains it,

Earlier today my phone rang, turns out it was my boyfriend's pants calling. While I was on the line with his pants I heard a sound of liquid falling and splashing. It was the unmistakable sound of urination. I hung up immediately; I am not supposed to hear that. But, I felt obligated to make my boyfriend aware of what I witnessed (do you witness something you hear?). So, I called him up and when he answered I asked, "Did you have a nice pee?" To which he responded "How did you know?" Then I explained what had happened.

GMAT Studying

I think that I am getting saturated with this GMAT studying business. I know that I should be going over a thousand more questions, but I am getting tired of it. So, the test is next week and then it will be onto the next task of actually writing my essays. Yay!

A Case of the Mondays

So, as I was watching Office Space this weekend, I was realizing how many references in everyday conversation actually come from this movie.

1. Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?
2. Not enough flare.
3. Your O face.
4. That'd be greeeeaaaat.
5. The Bobs
6. I want my stapler back. Burn this place down.

Finally entered the realm of mp3 players

Yeah... I did. And I didn't get the new Ipod or a Nano or anything cool like that. I got the Rio Carbon, so hopefully that works out for me.

Audience Confirmed

I just received confirmation that I have a reader of my blog that isn't someone I am forcing to read it or my girlfriend, who might read it occasionally just to stay up to date, or just might be pitying me for having an unknown blog. Who is this reader, dare you ask. It is my friend / home boy Shane. I am so excited about my audience that I now will dedicate more and more time to keeping this thing updated.